85 REASONS WHY KYLE IS BETTER THAN MARIE

1. Kyle can blog better than Marie.
2. Kyle has a higher Tumblraity than Marie.
3. Kyle knows how to use Wordpress.
4. Kyle can lip-dub well.
5. Kyle can control himself and stay up later even when he is tired.
6. Kyle is skeptical and Marie is too trusting. He keeps her in check with what could be real or fake (ex. Ghost Hunters).
7. Kyle has less typing errors.
8. Kyle’s name is not Marie.
9. Kyle comes before Marie alphabetically.
10. Kyle is a boy.
11. Kyle is cuter.
12. Kyle has the better smile.
13. Kyle is not from the East Coast.
14. Kyle does not tweet silly things like Marie.
15. Kyle has more patience.
16. Kyle is physically stronger.
17. Kyle has more blog posts.
18. Kyle does not stand for bullshit, while Marie just lets people walk all over her like a doormat.
19. Kyle was a boy/cub scout, while Marie was not a Brownie.
20. Kyle looks better in plaid.
21. Kyle looks better in sunglasses and hats.
22. Kyle eats his vegetables.
23. Kyle can grow a mustache.
24. Kyle can grow a beard.
25. Kyle is smart.
26. Kyle is good at shortening phrases (ex. MT = my time).
27. Kyle has better taste in music.
28. Kyle knows basic HTML.
29. Kyle can pick a blog theme and stick to it.
30. Kyle’s smile is cuter :)
31. Kyle doesn’t get acne when he is stressed.
32. Kyle’s internet doesn’t cut out.
33. Kyle is more amazing.
34. Kyle is not a fan of chocolate.
35. Kyle has perfect vision.
36. Kyle’s teeth are perfect and do not need braces.
37. Kyle is cooler.
38. Kyle is an original Minnesotian.
39. Kyle dislikes hospitals while Marie doesn’t mind them.
40. Kyle likes fruit.
41. Kyle has a cooler brother.
42. Kyle can beat Marie at GTA anyday.
43. Kyle could probably chug a can of soda faster than Marie.
44. Kyle is a better vlogger.
45. Kyle is more interesting.
46. Kyle has a cuter laugh.
47. Kyle has more Facebook friends.
48. Kyle is cooler because he has a MySpace.
49. Kyle knows how to chop down trees.
50. Kyle likes Selena Gomez.
51. Kyle can make decisions faster.
52. Kyle has an easier time falling asleep.
53. Kyle uses Windows.
54. Kyle can use Digsby, while Marie has to wait for the Mac version to be released.
55. Kyle has a cuter voice.
56. Kyle likes orange and orange wrapped candies.
57. Kyle takes better self-portraits.
58. Kyle has cop training.
59. Kyle can write better essays.
60. Kyle has better taste in movies.
61. Kyle has not read or seen ‘Twilight’.
62. Kyle’s days are more interesting.
63. Kyle is not a grammar nazi.
64. Kyle has more knowledge in radio.
65. Kyle knows more slang lingo.
66. Kyle has better handwriting. OMG, Marie, is that chicken scratch?
67. Kyle can ‘go’ standing up.
68. Kyle can write creative answers for survey question replies.
69. Kyle watches a variety of TV shows.
70. Kyle has a PSP.
71. Kyle has more subscribers on Tumblr.
72. Kyle is the bestest.
73. Kyle is awesome.
74. Kyle knows when to tweet and when not to. OMG, Marie, 17K updates? You’re obsessed! Get a new hobby!
75. Kyle is nominated for a blog award.
76. Kyle excells at making lists.
77. Kyle has a bigger movie collection.
78. Kyle invented list making before Marie.
79. Kyle doesn’t mind the rain.
80. Kyle doesn’t have weird, random food cravings.
81. Kyle never has had Swine Flu. (Marie hasn’t either, but she did get the Flu 1 week before Swine Flu became public so I don’t know).
82. Kyle has more people on his buddy list. Marie has 5.
83. Kyle has a better sense of humor.
84. Kyle knows how to prank someone while Marie has never done that.
85. Kyle is just better <3333

-Marie